In the summer of 2021, perfectly normal people were pulling their cars over to stab maniacally at their phones, desperate to buy a $200 jpeg of a paisley goat with a corn dog in its mouth and a Rasta hat on its head from a surely criminal stranger, just to flip it sixty-nine seconds later for $2,000 to their "frens," then gleefully repeat the process eight more times that day.
It was the stupidest gold rush in human history.
We held them like holographic Charizards. We gambled our college loan money. We yoinked generational wealth. And we lost it all. But we still clutch the jpegs. Cuz they'll be back.
Right?
Meet Hap — a digital raccoon living inside the Solana blockchain with a hobo pack, a guilt complex, and a girl to rescue he might've just murdered.
Meet Sam - a shy teenage artist accidentally becoming a crypto legend and, even odder, suddenly in a relationship with a real girl.
Their worlds are about to collide in the darkest, most gloriously unhinged corner of the internet.
